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My "inactive" OF >>> https://onlyfans.com/skittykatva


I had high hopes of starting a public shitpost account on OnlyFans. Unfortunately, I didn't realize there's a verification process, and Skitty is not brave enough to share a close-up photo of her government-issued ID and selfie. 

So I'm posting peen-kun here instead! THANK YOU PATREON!!! ๐Ÿ’•

Peen-kun is my very best boy. I love him. He's my new best friend forever. And before you call him smol, he's TWELVE inches!! Well, almost. He's 11.8, but that's close enough. Everyone rounds up, right?

#peenkun4thighsquish

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Comments

You know what else is 12 inches ....my bible

The Algorithm

Peen-Kun best waifu

Terry Y

Nice

It's okay, they're just doing their job. At least peen-kun is plenty loved here <3

SkittyKat

this was adorable. OF are jerks for being mean to peen-kun

Sonicblur83

โค๏ธ

SkittyKat

Haha, thank you! But I hope the silliness of this photoshoot made you less angy โค๏ธ

SkittyKat

No, but I'm waiting for his littlest brother to arrive.

SkittyKat

Married man? I can't say that I am ;)

SkittyKat

Ngl, he's got a pretty *cushy* life. ;)

SkittyKat

Big pp energy

SkittyKat

Very slightly jealous of a plushie now... just slightly though.

Renmaru

This made me so angry that I supported you on Patreon! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

KazooCrow

Do you have the whole family from the last picture :o <3

Oliver Lum

Peen looks like a married man. Are you by any chance.......

Sali

Big pp. Lol

Arbitor117

Never have I wanted to trade places more with a plushie...

Andrew Long

Whatever it takes miss skitty! Dont let your guard down!

Sawyer nafe

Oh dear. I guess I'll just have to chain him up... for safety.

SkittyKat

I feel envious of this peen-kun, what has he done to earn this affection from skitty? I do not trust him with our queen! Do not let his cute face fool you. For behind those black eyes he harbors evil intentions๐Ÿคฃ

Sawyer nafe

You leering at my boi?!!! ... Well, he kinda likes it ;)

SkittyKat

Yo Peen-kun looking hot af tho

Nemnus

Peenkun is shy, but accepts your offer of pats<3

SkittyKat

No lewdie OF for Skitty. Just wholesome shitposts, lol. If you're ever looking to buy, I got my buddy from ebay.

SkittyKat

If I may be so bold; your peen is very cute, Skitty. I... I kind of want to pet it...

Noglad

I'm happy to find someone I follow, on Patreon, that isn't going onto the Onlyfans platform lol Shit, peen-kun is kinda cute. I'd never get one for myself (stuffed animals/things aren't my thing) but I could easily gift that to someone else. Is that Skitty hands I see? *swoons*

Da_robblar

Good boys gets pats :) *patpat*

SkittyKat

Lol, gotta keep things spicy.

SkittyKat

Just gonna say. Would love to be Peen-kun right there. Those pats look heavenly >,> <,<

AMDHome

Peen-Kun looks like heโ€™s living the dream but also a bit scared and confused lol

JDLGBOYZ21

Hahaha, I can see that.

SkittyKat

I hope so. We'll see :D

SkittyKat

That's how I felt when you gave me those peennom emotes <3

SkittyKat

Hahaha, I'm glad he can bring you a fraction of the joy he's given me. It's such a silly plushie.

SkittyKat

I thought ur leg was a bolster pillow for a sec lol

James

Ebay! It look about two weeks to get him.

SkittyKat

so its peen pat pat going to be a new emote because that would be halarious lol

Mario Ramirez

hahaha! I'm cryin of laughter! Nice shitpost, Skitty! :lewdpeen:

Sargoth

Makes me wanna get one to be honest, gosh dang it Skitty ๐Ÿ˜‚

StrykerVR

He better be! He's mine :D

SkittyKat

Lol, yeah, he kinda looks like a marshmallow. Especially when the pics are black and white.

SkittyKat

There's totally a plush fetish out there.

SkittyKat

Next audio. mebe ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

SkittyKat

Lololol. <3

SkittyKat

Hahaha, I guess I am smol. :)

SkittyKat

Nooo, he is MINE! ree

SkittyKat

Mostly spoil. A little abuse. <3

SkittyKat

Peenkun looks very happy lol

Infamous Nightraid

It took a stupidly long time for my to realize he's a dick.

OdinSon_1774

Im sure this is someones fetish lol

Dorito26

"This is my life now. Pls help. (ส˜แด—ส˜โœฟ)" - Peen-kun probably, lol. I absolutely love the expressions and blush you gave him. #cute :))) Collab when? :BunSip:

Mishaak

Playtime is so cursed

Erected Dragon

You're making him blush.

SkittyKat

Shitposts make me happy. Thanks Donovan <3

SkittyKat

I hope I made you smile. And have a wonderful day!!!

SkittyKat

lol, Skitty no thicc ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

SkittyKat

Lol, thanks :)

SkittyKat

Just Peen-kun :3

SkittyKat

Who knew a peen could be this cute, lol

SkittyKat

I KNOW! He's adorable. And supa soft <33

SkittyKat

I cannot disagree with that.

SkittyKat

#freepeenkun

Billy Denton

Oof, I'm sorry to hear that :(

SkittyKat

Stuff that makes me giggle.

SkittyKat

Oh geez i know you were tiny but i didn't realize how tiny... Also i don't think i have ever been as jealous of a plushie as I am of Peen-kun lol

Cherrybomb

Raz <333

SkittyKat

Only type of shitpost I know how to do. lol

SkittyKat

Why am I not surprised to learn you both spoil and abuse penis kun Skitty!! ;3

NekoWinters .

im jealous of Peen-kun...

MasterKevlar

cute XD I do like this kinda shitposting though, keep it up, Skitty!

Xavius Night

Thank you Skitty, I enjoy quality shitposts before work.

Jared Chinchello

Would not have known those were your legs if you hadn't labeled the pictures. Skitty is so smol. I love the gentle patpat gif.

Lhykosidae

itโ€™s really so cuteโฃ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโœจโœจโœจ ๐Ÿคโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค

JoStal Dance

Skitty . . . keeps buying toys too big for herself. :P 12 inches . . .and data girth! Super adorable stuffie for a super adorable woman. Have you named him yet? Or is it jus' peen-kun?

TeddyBearPaladin

This is cute wth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ™ฅ๏ธ

Niyaz

WHY IS HE SO DAMM CUTE! For a second I actually forgot that he was in fact... well... literally a dick.

HappyWill16

He might not be smol but you definitely are ๐Ÿฅฐ

Max Paulus

Agreed their verification process is a bit much. Have nothing against creators who use OF. Truthfully I hate it personally, the one time I signed up I immediately had my CC info stolen from there.

SoloWingKiba

I really don't want to know what you are actually into

Connor Boetzkes

Lol thank Skitty-Sama

Razgriz770

The cutest of shitposts obviously.

Milo


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