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One way or another

Ahhh fuck!” you sigh in frustration as the car engine splutters for a second before falling eerily silent. The faint splatter of engine oil hitting the concrete proves to you that your car is beyond saving with your limited skills and tools available. Opening the door for a breeze of fresh air to cool your burning frustration, you regret starting a solo road trip in your shabby ca...

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Becoming a local


The occasional clack of the mechanical keyboard disrupts the constant hum of Lance’s computer as he nonchalantly scrolls through the internet. The mundane advertisements and images on his screen does little to attract his attention and distract him from the blistering hot afternoon outside...

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No Nut November

What’s with the urgency?” Matthew chuckles nervously as you swing open the door to see him casually dressed with a backpack. Expecting another movie or gaming session in your bedroom, he slides his backpack off his shoulder as you usher him into your house. Seeing droplets of sweat running down your forehead despite a chilly afternoon, Matthew asks if you are sick but you ignore...

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Family Maid

2022-12-31 03:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Accidental release


Mmmphh… please… it was a mistake” the girl moans as her puffy nipples brush against her newly formed woolen sweater. Cupping her breasts in her hands, she can’t help but shiver from the new sensations tingling from her firm C-cup tits. Despite the numerou...

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Night in Vegas

Lying in the hotel bed after a big night out with your friends at Vegas, the ceiling continues to spin as all the alcohol catches up to you. Grinning to yourself, you remember the looks of lust from girls on the casino floor fawning over your chiseled jaw and bulging muscles despite never entering a gym before. The little secret you’ve been keeping from friends and family about your ability t...

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Halloween party


Lounging on a cracked and stained leather couch, Ben clicks through a few channels to kill time before dinner with his girlfriend. The quiet hum from his roommate Dylan studying in the room next door for his upcoming assignment does little to block out childish giggles penetrating the paper-...

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New assistant


The blistering summer sun and crashing of waves from the nearby beach does little to mask the moaning and panting from dozens of people scattered on the sidewalk. Unaffected onlookers stare at them in disbelief from a distance, watching their bodies contort and reshape into attractive women ...

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Hospital Notes


Patient notes

Name: Jessica Ng

Doctor in charge: Dr. James McGrady

DOB & Sex: N/A (Female)

3:32pm - 3 November 2022

Patient admitted into hospital in a sex craved state begging bystanders to “fill her pussy up” and “fuck her t...

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New destination


Mommy… I’m bored…” Zach whines, trailing a few steps behind his mother as they slowly make their way towards the boarding gates. Despite the ongoing pandemic, the airport is bustling with straight faced businessmen rushing to their flights and families herding their child...

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Office promotions

2022-12-31 02:32:24 +0000 UTC View Post

New cuisine


Are you serious?” Jay grumbles as he rolls his eyes and gives Sam another look of annoyance. For the fourth consecutive time in the week, Sam has been insisting to have meals at American fast-food chains in Tokyo despite their limited time overseas. Eager to experience the Japa...

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Office diversity


Jeez… you barely made it in time” you chuckle nervously at Alex as he leans against the wall and wipes the sweat off his forehead. Catching his breath, he dumps his duffel bag besides yours and checks his watch before starting to strip naked in the office bre...

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Rural relationship

What’s with this weather…” you mutter to yourself as you readjust your sweat-soaked cap and backpack over your shoulders. The loud cicadas chirping in the long grass continues to taunt you as you squint into the shimmering distance in hopes of a store or bus stop. Your enjoyable bike ride in Japan’s rural village hours ago quickly turned into a nightmare whe...

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Arcade curse


Fucking hell” you grunt, slamming your clenched fists against the crystal-clear glass of the claw machine, hearing the chirpy music taunt you for the fifteenth time. Barely brushing against the plushie’s leg, the claw closes and rises to the top before retreating back to its ...

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Australian holiday


Stopping to tip sand out of his shoes, Jiro squints into the distance to look for a store of any sort selling refreshments under the blistering Australian sun. Sighing to himself, he sees nothing but endless golden sand and crashing white waves almost identical to postcards sold at airports....

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Better family


Remember to tuck James into bed by ten” a man says as he tightens a silk tie around his neck while his wife brushes dust off his suit. Giving Sarah a warm smile, he hands her the keys to the house before walking to the garage with his wife silently following behind in a flowing...

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Japanese lessons


Wiping sweat off his brow, Rian slumps onto a creaky wooden chair and carelessly tosses his backpack onto the desk. The cool air-conditioned breeze and musky smell in the library contrasts the blistering afternoon sun baking the college campus. Flipping open his recent lecture notes, Rian tr...

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Possession trap

The rumble of the electric kettle boiling on top of a cheap wooden shelf in your room deafens the rhythmic thumps next door. Rolling your eyes, you try to ignore the faint moaning sounds as you pour the hot water into a small cup of noodles you bought minutes ago at a convenience store downstairs. Smiling to yourself, you eagerly wait for the noodles to cook as you tick through a small checklis...

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New Kingdom


Y-you’ve been summoned to the King’s throne” stutters a maid in a dusty and torn frilly dress as you blink open your sleep deprived eyes. The distant rumble of boulders slamming into the pearly white castle walls jolt you awake as you reach for your sword. The other knights...

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Experimental family


Mr. Young, thanks for showing interest in joining our new program at Nu-You” says an Asian woman in a pristine lab coat as she smiles at a Caucasian man sitting on the leather couch. Shaking her hand, the man eagerly follows her as she leads him into another pearly white corrid...

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Learning the culture


Grumbling to himself, Collin scrolls through his phone for nearby food delivery only to see his screen covered in Japanese characters he cannot understand. His perception of Japan as a sprawling metropolis filled with culture and food was partially correct, only to be held back by authentic ...

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Parents


So… you want me to be an Asian chick?” Leo repeats slowly with a raised eyebrow as Chris nods sheepishly back at him, slowly putting his phone back into his pocket. Looking around in Chris’ small apartment, Leo sighs to himself in defeat as he locks the doors and closes the...

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Rescued


Congratulations! We found your… erm… son” a young police officer announces as he guides a busty Asian woman towards a man with his head buried in his arms in grief. The relaxing blue skies and crashing of distant waves juxtaposes swarms of police cars and news crews standin...

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Ghost hunting


Joseph?! What happened to you?” you shout at your friend as he slowly picks himself up from the floor, patting the dust out of his blond hair. Minutes ago, you and your friend separated to individually explore the abandoned house in Japan until you heard him scream bloody murde...

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Better life

I hate this fucking job…” Dave mutters under his breath as the dull clack of keyboards echo around in the tight office space, drowning out his thoughts. Glancing down, sheets of paper filled with graphs and paragraphs mockingly stare back as his manager cheerily leaves the office with a few other team members for their weekly dinner party. Ignoring their farewells, Dave’s hear...

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Time travel


It’s fucking easy… all you need to do is to whisper the lottery numbers to my dad” Lawrence grumbles as he types the last few coordinates onto his laptop. Sighing to himself, he gives the chair covered in wiring and lights a sharp tap to turn on and connect to his laptop. I...

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Double agent


I repeat… the Japanese department has been infiltrated. All agents in Vietnam to remain vigil---” the static cuts short as a heavy boot crushes it into a million pieces. Light snickering echoes around the damp concrete walls as a man in dressed in a suit struggle against the ...

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Full service

He’s a little snobby but he’s a nice guy” Brian whispers to his girlfriend Serena as he presses the doorbell for the second time. The lavish hallway and carpeted floor do little to prove his point as Serena gives him a look of annoyance. “I know he cut our date short… but he’s my friend” he continues as the door swings open to reveal a short Korean girl dresse...

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Double date


Hop in dude” your friend Nick shouts from the driver seat as you approach his car. Sliding your phone into your pocket, you close the message he sent ten minutes ago impulsively asking you for a quick lunch nearby. With nothing better to do, you accepted his invitation and hear...

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